NEW TRICKS You ‘re a rescue I rescued at the club one night A red zone case – cuz you bark then you bite Sweet as a peach, but off yo leash, ain’t a dam thing safe So get to walkin’ wit all of that barking you trashed my place So get on, with your dual personality show Get on, you belong on a reality show… Yo! You need Cesar Milan (hey) Your problems are grande I’m sick of you clouding up my Sunday I’m whispering this Instead of a kiss, I’m telling u how u r such a… “Switch it up and sing with me” You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, new tricks, new tricks 2x I test you, and test you, but you coming up short I want love, and you want a man to extort Listen honey, while diggin for my money you buried yo’ chance I’m not Tarantino, I won’t get in between no “True Romance” – I’m a Reservoir Dog. So get on, with your dual personality show Get on, you belong on a reality show… You need Cesar Milan (hey) Your problems are grande I’m sick of you clouding up my Sunday I’m whispering this Instead of a kiss, I’m telling u how u r such a… “Switch it up and sing with me” You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, new tricks, new tricks 2x So… I called the cops – packed you up a box and you’re gone I changed the locks – and won’t give a key to every stray who follows me home So stop – I’m not hearing no “sorrys” or “please boo’s” Cuz you can’t bite the hand that feeds you. I know now - I don’t need you, and you don’t need me… You need Cesar Milan (hey) Your problems are grande I’m sick of you clouding up my Sunday I’m whispering this Instead of a kiss, I’m telling u how u r such a… “Switch it up and sing with me” You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, new tricks, new tricks 2x You’re not “High Class” - Louis Vuitton You’re “Behavior Class” - Cesar Milan